ALL BEINGS WELCOME.
No one ever needs to join the Daley Dogs Pack—
we simply ask you to recognize the cosmic truth:

You are already a PACK LEADER.

As it’s declared Lions are kings of the jungle,
it naturally follows that a Sea Lion
is the LEADER OF THE COSMOS.

And remember:
The Sharks work with us.

To race, you must have COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR COSMIC BEINGNESS.

If you choose to participate without accepting full responsibility, you will experience the unmistakable and unforgettable:

WRATH OF THE TAIL
(from the largest cosmic sea lion, orfg).

It begins and ends with the Pack.
Race wisely.