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Application Pre-Screen

This Isn’t a Typical Business. This Is Pack

BEFORE YOU INVEST IN APPLYING TO JOIN THE PACK…

Read this first. If it doesn’t align, don’t apply. We mean that — with all due respect.


WE ARE NOT A BRAND.

We are not a typical business.
We are a cosmiC movement rooted in:

  • Balance

  • Stewardship

  • Personal Responsibility

If you're here to ride a trend, franchise a vibe, or hustle your way in — this is not your place.

Our pack is alive.
Our energy is real.
Our standards are non-negotiable.


THE $100 INVESTMENT

This isn’t a “processing fee.”
This is your first energetic offering — a signal that you're serious.

But if your values don’t align with the cosmoS, we rather not have you investment.
Because in our world, money doesn’t move energy — alignment does.


WHAT WE LOOK FOR

If this isn’t you already, you’re not ready yet.

  • You take full ownership of who you're being.

  • You’ve shown real-world stewardship — not just talk.

  • You lead with calm, clarity, and respect for all beings.

  • You understand: this isn’t about you, it’s about The Pack.


DO NOT PROCEED IF…

  • You want to franchise without changing.

  • You expect returns without delivering value.

  • You confuse hustle for leadership.

  • You’re just looking for a job, a title, or a trend.

This space is for Pack Leaders — not passengers.


HOW THIS WORKS

  1. Submit the Payment

  2. You’ll receive an exclusive invite to apply.

  3. If not, we move on. Simple as that.

  4. Still want to be a Pack Leader, yet don't understand being
    we suggest: Landmark Worldwide
    They can assist preparing you to start being Pack Leader.

Standard Application

$100.00
May take 30 days to start application interview

Application Fee Policy

All applicants are required to pay the application fee before applying.

However, if you are a member of any of the following groups:

  • Dispatch

  • Fire Department

  • Police Department

  • Military (Veterans or Active Duty)

  • Medical Field

  • Veterinary Field

  • Organizational Volunteer

100% of the standerd application fee will be returned within 60 days, whether you are accepted or not.

Important:

  • Do NOT use the Expedited Application option.

  • No more than $100 will be returned under any circumstances.

Expedited Application

$1000.00
Will take up to 14 days to start application

IMPORTANT:

There is a 95% chance that if you select Expedited, your request will be denied at this time! You can not reapply for 90 days.
No refunds will be issued under any circumstances.

BUY MEMEBERSHIP

Buy now
Will take up to 1 hour, 99.9% WILL BE REFUSED upon submitting

Important Notice

There is a 99.9% likelihood that your request to Buy Membership will be denied immediately.

If denied:

  • You cannot reapply until at least 10 active Pack Members take responsibility for your membership.

  • You will still be charged the full amount of $100,000 for this membership attempt.

  • No refunds will be issued under any circumstances.

Note: Sparky is a better lawyer than you have or can obtain—not a brag, just a TRUTH.

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